Congratulations, Christopher Hitchens! But Why Won’t You Bring The Funny? From the Huffington Post. “…his upcoming book, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything (May 1, 2007), sounds like a laugh riot. Check out this sample line: ‘Monotheistic religion is a plagiarism of a plagiarism of a hearsay of a hearsay, of an illusion of an illusion, extending all the way back to a fabrication of a few nonevents.’ Try the veal! Remember to tip your waitress!