Breaking News! Biden Ballots! FBI finds nearly seven million Joe Biden ballots in Alabama woman’s car trunk! Sumter County, Alabama: FBI agents found the trunk of a Sumter County woman’s black Nissan Altima filled with ballots listing Joe Biden for President. In the Altima’s glove compartment, the agents also found eleven books of first-class stamps depicting Elvis. And that’s only the start! Soon, New York lawyer Rudy Gullibilliani travels to Sumter County, Alabama, in an effort to rectify if not clarify matters. As Mr. Gullibilliani states, “I know criminals very well. That’s why I’m here.”