Uncle Frank's
Diary
Number Fourteen
What’s Left of Iraq’s Libraries?
The clock was striking 13 as I passed the
Ministry of Truth on my way to the office, thinking about Uncle
Frank’s recent profane tirades unbecoming a librarian of genteel
tastes. It’s disturbing, especially in public. People stare, and
cover their ears, and move away with their lips curled and their
noses wrinkled. What can I say?
Not being a librarian of genteel tastes, I have
no idea. I drove into work today with a home-made tape blasting the
Ramones (Rocket to Russia) and the Sex Pistols (Never Mind
the Bollocks) on the A side, and John Coltrane (A Love
Supreme) on the B side. By the time I got out of the car, I felt
ready for almost anything, as long as it came with a good bass part.
It could be the late Dee Dee Ramone’s machine-gun attack, or Jimmy
Garrison backing Coltrane. Don’t matter to me none, as they say in
Flint.
I’m not sure, however, if anything can prepare
me for the daily deluge of dreck on “the news.” If you believe “the
news” from our glorious mass media, the U.S. attack on Iraq really
didn’t trash large chunks of that happy nation’s cultural
infrastructure. Sure, a handful of artifacts went AWOL from the
museums, but most of them will turn up on e-Bay, and no doubt those
who buy them will return them to the people of Iraq as a public
service. And anyhow, you had to laugh when Rumsfeld made that
hilarious joke about how if you’ve seen one old pot, you’ve seen ‘em
all. What a card!
Getting Past the Smokescreen
On the other hand, if you take the trouble to
work past the Casa Blanca’s PR smokescreen, and the mass media’s
lazy reporting, you might learn that the bombing and bashing and the
blood-dimmed tide of anarchy we unleashed in Iraq did, in fact, do a
spot of bother on the Iraqi people’s cultural assets.
A report from the International Federation of
Library Associations and Institutions dated May 1 notes substantial
damage to Iraq’s libraries: the National Library looted and burned;
the National Archives looted and burned; the Al-Awqaf Library at the
Ministry of Religious Affairs, also L & B; the Central Library at
the University of Baghdad, with a collection of some 600,000 items,
burned; the Library of Bayt al-Hikma, a center for social science
research, completely destroyed; the Central Library of Mosul, with a
collection approaching a million items, looted & burned; and so on.
See for yourself at:
http://www.ifla.org/VI/4/admin/iraq0205.htm
Nabil Al-Tikrite has posted a lengthy and
detailed situation report on “Iraq Manuscript Collections, Archives
& Libraries” that reinforces and amplifies the information in the
above document. See it at:
http://www.oi.uchicago.edu/OI/IRAQ/docs/nat.html
But It Coulda Been Worse!
According to credible accounts, then, grave
damage has been done to Iraq’s libraries, but librarians,
archivists, and kindred spirits everywhere can be proud of their
colleagues and sympathizers in Iraq. Without their diligent work to
protect library collections, the situation would likely have been
much worse. The Boston Globe reported on May 13 (“Rebuilding
Iraq; Library’s Volumes Safely Hidden”) that bibliographic rescue
workers may, before the trashing of the National Library, have
tucked away as much as 90 percent of the library’s holdings, both
off-site and within the facility itself. Globe writer Patrick
Healy quotes one National Library guard who said he watched over the
library with pride.
“I know the value of books, that’s why I’m
protecting them,” he said. “They are beyond value. Priceless.”
As priceless as Donald Rumsfeld’s jokes about
museum artifacts. How is it that a humble Iraqi guard demonstrates a
more enlightened attitude toward cultural treasures than does the
U.S. secretary of defense? One would think…
Uh, wait a second. There’s a disturbance here…
Uncle Frank wants to say something.
Something About a Rat’s Ass
“Goddamn right I do! I mean, hell’s belles, did
it ever occur to you that these guys simply do not give a
rat’s ass about books or libraries or museum collections or any
of that kultural krap? When do you think Field Marshal Rumsfeld last
read a book? Huh? What do you think, he spends his free time with
the short stories of Nathaniel Hawthorne? You think maybe he’s
pondering the deep meanings of “The Minister’s Black Veil”? You
think he’s outlining his vacation plans for studying the Egyptian
sculpture at the Art Institute of Chicago? He doesn’t care! None of
them do! It doesn’t mean squat to them!”
That is, I am afraid, probably true. Karl Rove
is no doubt studying the films of Leni Riefenstahl for ideas on
presenting Boy George in heroic campaign video, but aside from such
practical applications, their grasp of the meaning of art is a
little limited.
“Limited! Godalmighty! There’s that baboon’s
ass Ashcroft throwing sheets over nude statues! ‘Limited!’ These
guys are complete idiots! Barbarians! It’s a wonder they don’t
confiscate crayons from kindergartners, just in case the little
bastards draw something that someone thinks isn’t nice!”
He’s not done, folks…
“And you librarians, you tend your tidy desks
and charge out books, and answer questions, and have reading hour
for the kiddies, and study contracts with online vendors, and
fantasize about getting your grinning mugs on the cover of
Library Journal, and go about your business as though everything
is what it was, when the truth is that… that…”
Uncle Frank is sputtering, now.
“The truth is that the fascist bastards are
planning to pull down the foundations of the life that you lead.
They aim to destroy it. You think they have no respect for foreign
cultures? Hell, Boy, they have no respect for their own! Do you
think it’s simply an odd happenstance that in a country governed by
enemies of public schools, we see public schools so short of money
they have to close before the normal end of the school year? This
while that sanctimonious twit in the White House prattles about
‘leaving no child behind’? Give me a break!”
Well, there may be some connection there, but
it really owes more to the vagueness of the economy…
Mr. Jesus Goes to Washington
“Shit fire! That’s what a Southern boy I used
to work with said when things went really wrong, and he must be
saying it a lot, these days. Ain’t nothin’ vague about it, Jack!
It’s intentional! They want the public schools to fail! They
want to destroy Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid.
And you know why? Because all those entities are contrary to their
insane faith in… in faith! Faith in their precious Lord and Savior
Jesus H. Christ and His eternal endorsement of free-market
capitalism! These people are just plain nuts! They are out of their
tiny little minds!”
I look around to see if anyone is listening.
This is getting a little embarrassing.
“I’m trying to be calm,” he says. “Look. The
only things these people have that pass for ideas are praying to
Jesus—they all fancy themselves upstanding Christians; look at that
pious show Bush puts on, praying in public with his little weasel
eyes squeezed shut, like God’s gonna whack him if he peeks—cutting
taxes, and going to war. That’s it. Oh, yeah, and making sure that
all women get pregnant and have babies, whether they want them or
not, or can afford to feed them or clothe them after the fact.
Jesus, taxes, war, and babies, in a tasty capitalist growth medium.”
“I’ll tell you what, man, if Jesus came to
Washington, some of these sanctimonious ‘Christians’ would find
their sorry asses kicked into the Potomac. What are there, maybe
three Christians in the United States? One in Kentucky, one in North
Dakota, and two in Oregon. OK, that’s four. Four, then. That’s gotta
be about it. All right. I’m done. I’m outta here.”
And not a minute too soon, I’m afraid.
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